Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5228. | Kale (queenofdesuvan) | 58.81 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5229. | A (antrv) | 58.80 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5230. | Brady (bradymoller) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 5231. | Augment (augment) | 58.79 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 5232. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 58.79 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 5233. | Vivek (kingtodi) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 5234. | historyofme30 (sheki) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5235. | Mark (markkg) | 58.78 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 5236. | ashwenzday (ashwenzday) | 58.77 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 5237. | Jack (jacknachos) | 58.76 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5238. | Sai (firstblank) | 58.75 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5239. | tang (tangngng) | 58.74 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5240. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 58.74 | 93% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5241. | Roc (crackroks) | 58.74 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 5242. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 58.74 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5243. | Vitalya (recklesss) | 58.73 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5244. | Hybiakj (hybiakj) | 58.71 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5245. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 58.70 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 5246. | Diamond (dia_mond) | 58.69 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 5247. | Max (maxcampman) | 58.68 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5248. | Yuta (aketchmouse) | 58.67 | 95% | 2018-12-09 |
| 5249. | itamar (itashu) | 58.65 | 94% | 2020-04-27 |
| 5250. | Eduardo (laloaguirre720) | 58.64 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 5251. | Co_shu_nie (adizer0) | 58.62 | 94% | 2018-12-24 |
| 5252. | Aaron (oriannailon) | 58.62 | 95% | 2019-01-10 |
| 5253. | rydijerhil (rydijerhil21) | 58.57 | 94% | 2019-05-20 |
| 5254. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 58.57 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5255. | Rektoras (rektoras_botrini) | 58.55 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 5256. | Tyler (ty_deo) | 58.55 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 5257. | Jacob (gaycob) | 58.55 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |