The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5732. | Hopps (hoppstwo) | 97.95 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5733. | Akash (vermaakash1000) | 97.94 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 5734. | a (jdlwahaha) | 97.94 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 5735. | NAR8789 (nar8789) | 97.94 | 94% | 2012-06-02 |
| 5736. | (7531246) | 97.94 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 5737. | u1 (ynmagno) | 97.93 | 98.3% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5738. | Zale (zllee) | 97.93 | 96% | 2025-07-19 |
| 5739. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 97.93 | 99% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5740. | Anna (halo25) | 97.93 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 5741. | quay tay (donkaso) | 97.93 | 97% | 2014-03-16 |
| 5742. | eisenwave (eisenwave) | 97.92 | 99% | 2024-03-11 |
| 5743. | richardhead (richardhed) | 97.92 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5744. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 97.92 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 5745. | Josh (joshhawaii) | 97.92 | 95% | 2015-09-21 |
| 5746. | Dr. (dummytron) | 97.92 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 5747. | Purple (chichaca) | 97.92 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 5748. | sam (samgoll187) | 97.91 | 99.8% | 2024-03-22 |
| 5749. | ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ... | 97.91 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 5750. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 97.91 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 5751. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 97.91 | 96% | 2025-04-10 |
| 5752. | Huy (huygod25) | 97.91 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5753. | andie (andiea) | 97.90 | 97% | 2015-05-20 |
| 5754. | Michael (mkahen) | 97.90 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 5755. | Tyler (yeahright1248) | 97.90 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 5756. | Jason (jpngfile) | 97.89 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 5757. | Zoheb (blackeaglejs) | 97.89 | 96% | 2012-04-24 |
| 5758. | @ejburritos (oddfuturewolfg... | 97.88 | 93% | 2011-10-22 |
| 5759. | Cubigrade (cubigrade) | 97.88 | 97.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 5760. | Miguel (mapra99) | 97.88 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5761. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 97.88 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |