The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13580. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 82.79 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13581. | Andrej (apalias) | 82.79 | 98% | 2020-12-22 |
| 13582. | Adi (executor) | 82.79 | 96% | 2011-11-30 |
| 13583. | Benjamin (bshammond) | 82.79 | 95% | 2012-07-19 |
| 13584. | tyler (malon) | 82.79 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 13585. | Arg (babyursa) | 82.79 | 96% | 2014-11-26 |
| 13586. | japtor (japtor) | 82.78 | 97% | 2025-02-16 |
| 13587. | Sherman (shemsan) | 82.78 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 13588. | Jkiernal (jkiernal) | 82.78 | 99% | 2025-09-11 |
| 13589. | Madison (labrindille) | 82.78 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 13590. | William (deviousdd) | 82.78 | 97.1% | 2024-04-29 |
| 13591. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 13592. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 82.78 | 97% | 2024-04-11 |
| 13593. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 82.78 | 97.2% | 2024-02-04 |
| 13594. | Rain (xxren) | 82.78 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 13595. | Ava (spritemite) | 82.78 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 13596. | Matthew (mrpuffy) | 82.77 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
| 13597. | Hol (holster) | 82.77 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 13598. | Rocco (deldukes) | 82.77 | 94% | 2018-10-14 |
| 13599. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 82.77 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13600. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 82.77 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13601. | Alejandro (aleviera01) | 82.77 | 93% | 2015-10-07 |
| 13602. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 82.77 | 92% | 2012-01-23 |
| 13603. | Sarah (mamadam) | 82.76 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 13604. | Michael (mihcael) | 82.76 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 13605. | yesman (yesman9527) | 82.76 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 13606. | atthespeedofcheeba (figilon) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 13607. | mepp (mepp33) | 82.75 | 95% | 2025-06-12 |
| 13608. | Typertyper (typertypet) | 82.75 | 97% | 2024-07-15 |
| 13609. | Yawcty (yawcty) | 82.75 | 94% | 2024-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |