Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 865. | AA (whitefloss) | 95.47 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 866. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 95.47 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 867. | Paolo (invelt) | 95.44 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 868. | Cwis (cwismastwee) | 95.41 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 869. | Dan (dssl86) | 95.40 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 870. | Chris (chriswck) | 95.38 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 871. | Igor (bigloser3) | 95.33 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
| 872. | dariah (darioli) | 95.29 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 873. | Myshkin (kerouaz) | 95.28 | 98% | 2019-12-04 |
| 874. | RODY (pvtanginam0) | 95.27 | 100% | 2018-03-11 |
| 875. | Victor (iusearchbtw) | 95.26 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 876. | nika (nika07) | 95.18 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 877. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 95.16 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 878. | devin (dmao) | 95.15 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 879. | ฅ(ﾐ⚈ ﻌ ⚈ﾐ)ฅ (... | 95.15 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 880. | Thomas (tomzo94) | 95.11 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 881. | Nillerr (nillerr) | 95.10 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 882. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 95.10 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 883. | proteinpowder (john924xps) | 95.08 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 884. | (atypicaltypist) | 95.05 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 885. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 95.01 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 886. | Kevin (kevinu) | 95.01 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 887. | shawn (shawnieyang) | 94.99 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 888. | Amber (theamberfang) | 94.99 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 889. | Peter (eterpay) | 94.97 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 890. | Brian (briansunn) | 94.92 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 891. | John Wick (asr123) | 94.92 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 892. | Ya (danielstroby) | 94.91 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 893. | Bleh (entropian) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 894. | Cara (caracoda) | 94.88 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |