As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5761. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 94.73 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 5762. | Felicity (felicityjs) | 94.73 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 5763. | Stephen (brenns10) | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 5764. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 5765. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 94.72 | 97.3% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5766. | Donald Smith (dmanjizzle) | 94.71 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 5767. | Noob (dvorakmakingprocess) | 94.71 | 96.8% | 2024-01-28 |
| 5768. | Djera (djera) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5769. | Eh (wuuuuut) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5770. | Marc (markymarco) | 94.71 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5771. | Shiva (shivamalik) | 94.71 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 5772. | aezi (aezicoatl) | 94.70 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 5773. | Andy (tyranttick) | 94.70 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 5774. | kmkan (kmkan) | 94.69 | 96% | 2024-09-16 |
| 5775. | Isaac (attenuationcoefficient) | 94.69 | 90% | 2016-10-25 |
| 5776. | Greg (xpec824) | 94.69 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 5777. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 94.68 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 5778. | bauhaus7 (bauhaus7) | 94.68 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5779. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 94.68 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 5780. | Enrique (zero90) | 94.68 | 97% | 2017-04-15 |
| 5781. | Sam (esfara) | 94.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5782. | Philip (dribo) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5783. | Joseph (frozenclaw) | 94.66 | 91% | 2015-04-17 |
| 5784. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 5785. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 94.66 | 97.6% | 2024-04-27 |
| 5786. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 94.65 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 5787. | Halo (halo06) | 94.65 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 5788. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 94.64 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5789. | Simon (olausson) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-10-15 |
| 5790. | Christian (fcheddar) | 94.64 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |