The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24644. | truc (tructxn) | 64.62 | 97% | 2012-01-04 |
| 24645. | Sharan (mrsharan1997) | 64.62 | 93% | 2013-03-23 |
| 24646. | Godlike (papanini) | 64.61 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24647. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 64.61 | 93% | 2023-07-28 |
| 24648. | Michael (somnial) | 64.61 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 24649. | franickobe (franickobe) | 64.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 24650. | Mark (olidus) | 64.60 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 24651. | Trung (fasterandfaster) | 64.60 | 99% | 2014-04-25 |
| 24652. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 64.60 | 99% | 2014-02-18 |
| 24653. | Matyas (parselmi) | 64.60 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 24654. | liang (pialiang) | 64.60 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 24655. | : { (john_fin) | 64.60 | 90% | 2015-04-27 |
| 24656. | theo (theodoro) | 64.60 | 86% | 2017-01-24 |
| 24657. | mky (omkyo) | 64.60 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 24658. | Cyber (dernikonoll) | 64.60 | 97% | 2014-12-02 |
| 24659. | Tommy (named after the gun)... | 64.60 | 97% | 2014-03-13 |
| 24660. | π«π π βΈΙ¦ΙΚΓΕΙ ... | 64.59 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 24661. | HayfordHumade (flace) | 64.59 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 24662. | GoreSakuraba (goresakuraba) | 64.59 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24663. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 64.59 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 24664. | cancanxd (cancanxd) | 64.59 | 89% | 2013-06-15 |
| 24665. | Zack (huebrys) | 64.59 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 24666. | Viktor (virrelee) | 64.58 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 24667. | vincere (vincere09) | 64.58 | 95% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24668. | metin (canocancan) | 64.58 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 24669. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 64.58 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 24670. | trieu (dangtrieu) | 64.58 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 24671. | Beatles (beatles1976) | 64.58 | 96% | 2017-05-30 |
| 24672. | Do Huu (thanhame) | 64.57 | 92% | 2011-12-08 |
| 24673. | Kelvin (wd9001) | 64.57 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |