Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5595. | Jackalope (jackalopy) | 97.09 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5596. | Liam (liamsullivan) | 97.09 | 95% | 2015-11-06 |
| 5597. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 97.08 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5598. | Leo (yasuomaster) | 97.08 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 5599. | Damon (luvsanimals2) | 97.08 | 96% | 2013-08-25 |
| 5600. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 97.07 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5601. | psalms (psalms) | 97.07 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 5602. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 97.07 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 5603. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 97.06 | 92% | 2015-08-14 |
| 5604. | Chris (posz) | 97.06 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 5605. | Pranay (pbt17) | 97.05 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5606. | yeah! (brushily) | 97.05 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 5607. | rohit (rohitkkr) | 97.05 | 19% | 2014-02-13 |
| 5608. | Hayden (yelling) | 97.05 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| 5609. | Terameep (terameep) | 97.05 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 5610. | Minh (huynhcongminh) | 97.05 | 96% | 2012-06-30 |
| 5611. | Hello (heiioworid) | 97.04 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 5612. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 97.04 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5613. | Tariq (htariq) | 97.04 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5614. | uniracer (uniracer) | 97.04 | 100% | 2016-04-11 |
| 5615. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 97.04 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 5616. | garbyal ✌(-‿-)✌ (garb... | 97.04 | 89% | 2015-05-15 |
| 5617. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 97.04 | 97% | 2012-02-07 |
| 5618. | Kevin (regretkg) | 97.03 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 5619. | rusty (hilychee) | 97.03 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 5620. | KillerK (khanhp4) | 97.03 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 5621. | Paweł (uuyy) | 97.03 | 99% | 2014-02-09 |
| 5622. | A (five_a) | 97.03 | 94% | 2014-10-07 |
| 5623. | Demancer (demancer) | 97.03 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5624. | Justin (clitorasaurus) | 97.03 | 98% | 2011-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |