Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3010. | Richard (richyk1) | 76.85 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 3011. | Alex (drummerguy) | 76.84 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3012. | pingx (jpairat) | 76.84 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3013. | Alexander (dwarfking1) | 76.82 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3014. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 76.82 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3015. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 76.81 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3016. | Tami (tamcam) | 76.81 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 3017. | Sean (seansaoirse) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3018. | Mickel (starlord322) | 76.79 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 3019. | Joseph (a_tunanut) | 76.79 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 3020. | Abdul (abdul_qadir) | 76.77 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 3021. | LR (lenko) | 76.77 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 3022. | joris (jorisss) | 76.76 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 3023. | Bobby (bobbyt1997) | 76.75 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 3024. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 76.74 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 3025. | Angela (angegodx) | 76.74 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3026. | Tariq (htariq) | 76.73 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 3027. | Kevin (kevin_he) | 76.73 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 3028. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 76.72 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3029. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 76.71 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3030. | Marcel (marcelroed) | 76.70 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 3031. | Warren (berkshire) | 76.70 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3032. | Evan (evanneal) | 76.67 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3033. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 76.64 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3034. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 76.62 | 94% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3035. | Rangz (rangz) | 76.61 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3036. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 76.60 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3037. | Josh (hk001) | 76.59 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3038. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 76.59 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3039. | Order (orderadchaos) | 76.59 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |