Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1439. | Shiney (shineyy) | 87.28 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1440. | Yam (metrictensor) | 87.28 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1441. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 87.27 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1442. | Felix (exilef) | 87.27 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1443. | MEN (menmentsu) | 87.22 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1444. | Edan (smexology) | 87.21 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1445. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 87.19 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 1446. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1447. | Patrick (pawal001) | 87.16 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1448. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 87.16 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1449. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 87.13 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1450. | Robert (epicsauce32) | 87.13 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1451. | EdwC (wolftipper) | 87.13 | 95% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1452. | Dave (erose524) | 87.12 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1453. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 87.12 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1454. | Noggie (noggie) | 87.11 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1455. | Tariq (htariq) | 87.08 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 1456. | Niccster (niccster10) | 87.08 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1457. | Atas (atas) | 87.07 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1458. | Zoom Zoom (yokyu) | 87.03 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1459. | Connor (happysmileyz) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1460. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 86.99 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1461. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 86.97 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1462. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 86.97 | 98% | 2017-11-12 |
| 1463. | Deniz (usrbin) | 86.96 | 95% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1464. | Jonathan (kamikazecupcake) | 86.95 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1465. | Ryan (sasakii) | 86.94 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1466. | Andrew (dewdew7) | 86.93 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1467. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 86.92 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1468. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |