I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9507. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 85.94 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 9508. | onebigunicorn (onebigunicorn) | 85.94 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 9509. | Catherine (cathy100) | 85.94 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 9510. | Dimitri (vayeeder) | 85.94 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 9511. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 85.94 | 98% | 2017-02-07 |
| 9512. | bianj (bianj) | 85.93 | 95.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9513. | et (ltssohardtogetagooduser... | 85.93 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 9514. | Muhfuka (muhfukajones) | 85.93 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 9515. | Chan Wei (chanwei94) | 85.92 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9516. | cheer (charliewi) | 85.92 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9517. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 85.91 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9518. | Petr (jezour) | 85.91 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 9519. | SWAG (swagswag2314) | 85.91 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 9520. | Daniel (neon95) | 85.91 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 9521. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 85.91 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9522. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 85.91 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 9523. | Jack (jacknachos) | 85.90 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9524. | Hisham (hsooom) | 85.90 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9525. | Ikeai0515 (uanea0516) | 85.90 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9526. | Boran (boranroni) | 85.90 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9527. | Joren (djorren) | 85.89 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 9528. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 85.89 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 9529. | Kywen (kywenn) | 85.88 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 9530. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 85.88 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 9531. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 85.88 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9532. | fr9nny (frxnny) | 85.88 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| 9533. | Dominik (doofi) | 85.88 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 9534. | dnt (dntg) | 85.86 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9535. | Dan (typistdan) | 85.86 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9536. | Carlton (carlton369) | 85.86 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |