Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5653. | Karan (iamkaran) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
| 5654. | Jakob (cdr_truffle) | 46.96 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 5655. | sam (sambk) | 46.95 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 5656. | Shafi (shafsalabafs) | 46.94 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5657. | Silent (silentsongbird) | 46.93 | 95% | 2018-01-21 |
| 5658. | Pavel (justar) | 46.91 | 94% | 2019-08-20 |
| 5659. | josh (joshanderson96) | 46.88 | 94% | 2019-09-08 |
| 5660. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 46.88 | 93% | 2019-02-08 |
| 5661. | Sajid (sajid006) | 46.88 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5662. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 46.86 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
| 5663. | Zara (illgoeasyonyou) | 46.83 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5664. | xchli (xchli) | 46.82 | 93% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5665. | Smangat (iyusblaster) | 46.82 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 5666. | (proxy707) | 46.81 | 94% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5667. | Krishna (chaithu97) | 46.80 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5668. | Clicky (ottoble) | 46.78 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5669. | Reuben (vandr) | 46.77 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 5670. | P (pizzapita) | 46.77 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 5671. | Fredrik (pabl0) | 46.77 | 94% | 2020-01-04 |
| 5672. | Alexander (hrychanenko) | 46.77 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 5673. | Kishor (kishorb5) | 46.75 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 5674. | Junior (amayou) | 46.72 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5675. | Scott (redyeti) | 46.71 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5676. | Saurabh (rustie_123) | 46.69 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 5677. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 5678. | Nithish Kumar (nithish20) | 46.65 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 5679. | viper (viper3315) | 46.65 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 5680. | Zulhanif (zulhanif) | 46.65 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 5681. | Finn (carrym3) | 46.64 | 94% | 2018-09-24 |
| 5682. | Garv (monorisk) | 46.64 | 93% | 2020-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |