So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31229. | Boris (cg_punk) | 50.85 | 95.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 31230. | Evan (yeekhai0219) | 50.85 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 31231. | J.A (j_a33) | 50.85 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 31232. | DemecDV (demecdv) | 50.85 | 96% | 2012-04-22 |
| 31233. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 50.84 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 31234. | Zeta (zeta_zanix) | 50.84 | 94.2% | 2023-09-23 |
| 31235. | Kachow (suvigya) | 50.84 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 31236. | Caleb (toxicbot777) | 50.84 | 93% | 2020-11-06 |
| 31237. | tasya (tasyaa) | 50.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 31238. | Mason (mouamason) | 50.83 | 91% | 2016-10-04 |
| 31239. | Phan (phanthaiduong21) | 50.83 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
| 31240. | duk (bongoun) | 50.83 | 90% | 2012-10-02 |
| 31241. | Bryant (maliksi) | 50.83 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 31242. | Juliet (juliet666589) | 50.83 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 31243. | Long Pham (long29031997) | 50.82 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 31244. | Ninja (ninjawanker) | 50.82 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 31245. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 50.81 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 31246. | draza (draza) | 50.81 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
| 31247. | Brojo (brojokm) | 50.81 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31248. | Paymon (utramaster360) | 50.81 | 87% | 2012-12-08 |
| 31249. | Hemant (hemantadil) | 50.81 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 31250. | Huỳnh Khôi (foggy01) | 50.80 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 31251. | Jessica (jessicatran1997) | 50.80 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 31252. | Carpe (carpe) | 50.79 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
| 31253. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 50.79 | 89% | 2013-05-15 |
| 31254. | Myre (tobiasmyrvoll) | 50.79 | 88% | 2016-01-26 |
| 31255. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 31256. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 31257. | Aron (mailo95) | 50.79 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 31258. | Sheperd (sheperd69) | 50.78 | 92% | 2022-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |