I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17788. | Nathan (runggekutta) | 68.82 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17789. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 68.82 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 17790. | o (opewi) | 68.81 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 17791. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 68.81 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 17792. | oodon (imredranksindbd) | 68.81 | 95.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 17793. | addiegupta (addiegupta) | 68.81 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 17794. | Your (kneeega) | 68.80 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 17795. | Corey (corefire2004) | 68.80 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 17796. | Siukey (siukey) | 68.80 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 17797. | Joss (oddiology) | 68.79 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 17798. | Vincent (pachomme) | 68.79 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 17799. | Sophia (sophia_rose) | 68.78 | 95% | 2025-02-06 |
| 17800. | Ted (smart_tedergy) | 68.78 | 94% | 2018-07-01 |
| 17801. | Andrew (herpdederpderp) | 68.78 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 17802. | Khaled (ballous) | 68.78 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 17803. | CrimsonPJ (crimson_pj) | 68.78 | 89% | 2016-04-14 |
| 17804. | Green_Venator (hreen_venator) | 68.77 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
| 17805. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 68.77 | 95% | 2022-08-31 |
| 17806. | Ron (antikoala) | 68.77 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 17807. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 68.77 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 17808. | Mahedi (12362) | 68.77 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
| 17809. | Mike (hog7654) | 68.77 | 96% | 2015-08-10 |
| 17810. | Nicolas (dasocko) | 68.76 | 98.5% | 2024-11-27 |
| 17811. | Josh (joshuasull12) | 68.76 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17812. | Chet (chethus) | 68.76 | 95% | 2020-05-02 |
| 17813. | ihatepunctuations (tiraland... | 68.75 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 17814. | shivam (tambourinetower) | 68.75 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 17815. | lio (osybius) | 68.75 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 17816. | ohoo (oholter) | 68.75 | 96% | 2015-10-17 |
| 17817. | patembe (patembe) | 68.75 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |