See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8629. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 85.95 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 8630. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 85.95 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8631. | Hell (hellgee) | 85.95 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 8632. | Thomas (tomathon) | 85.94 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8633. | Li (alucardkoten) | 85.94 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 8634. | a (abox) | 85.93 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 8635. | Love (dorrhandtag) | 85.93 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 8636. | ayllonti (ayllonti) | 85.93 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
| 8637. | ws (wdsyywd) | 85.93 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8638. | turtle (intmain0) | 85.93 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8639. | ilovekiffy (ilovekiffy) | 85.92 | 96% | 2024-04-03 |
| 8640. | Rab (rabuhana) | 85.92 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 8641. | Poopy (bobanaterbob) | 85.92 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 8642. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 85.92 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 8643. | ARK (qwerty account) (arkfr... | 85.92 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 8644. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 85.92 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 8645. | fumofumbo (fumofumbo) | 85.91 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 8646. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 85.91 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 8647. | Storm (storm_typer) | 85.91 | 99% | 2025-09-13 |
| 8648. | Carl (doc2831) | 85.91 | 94% | 2022-01-02 |
| 8649. | Ramona (ramonaflowers101) | 85.91 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8650. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 85.91 | 98.4% | 2025-02-18 |
| 8651. | Stephen (stg563) | 85.90 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 8652. | szemavxi (szemavxi) | 85.90 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 8653. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 85.90 | 98.2% | 2024-01-04 |
| 8654. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 85.90 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 8655. | Panduh (_panduh_) | 85.90 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 8656. | David (klokigamer) | 85.88 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 8657. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 85.87 | 95% | 2025-06-08 |
| 8658. | Hmjo707 (hmjo) | 85.87 | 95% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |