So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31852. | Thegirlinblue (thegirlinblue) | 49.69 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 31853. | juraseg (juraseg) | 49.69 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 31854. | greendragons (greendragons) | 49.68 | 93% | 2013-11-15 |
| 31855. | Rahul (rms523) | 49.68 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 31856. | Luffy (y2k430) | 49.68 | 94% | 2012-04-27 |
| 31857. | Chard (syhntax) | 49.67 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 31858. | Abdou31 (abdou31) | 49.67 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 31859. | Bernie (tbry3570) | 49.67 | 94.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31860. | thanh (ttdung9) | 49.67 | 87% | 2011-12-20 |
| 31861. | Ta (iamta04861) | 49.66 | 93% | 2022-09-16 |
| 31862. | Ashish (ashk98) | 49.66 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 31863. | i need more practice (bobzki) | 49.66 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 31864. | Ben (typeracer11111) | 49.66 | 92% | 2012-05-03 |
| 31865. | Hanif (nasi_goreng) | 49.66 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 31866. | vu (vugianga10) | 49.66 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 31867. | Mr. Highway (highway) | 49.66 | 88% | 2012-04-05 |
| 31868. | badguy (howtowineverytime) | 49.65 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 31869. | James (ingenius) | 49.65 | 94% | 2022-12-27 |
| 31870. | Vanessa (van_van) | 49.65 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 31871. | Bhuvan (bhuvan) | 49.65 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 31872. | Emanuel (emanuelchristo) | 49.64 | 95% | 2019-05-16 |
| 31873. | pototo_kid (pototo_kid) | 49.64 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 31874. | Jordin (cheekyqueenj) | 49.64 | 94% | 2022-06-15 |
| 31875. | Tar (typer_noob) | 49.64 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31876. | wooooooooo (zasdfa) | 49.64 | 98% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31877. | Si Young (ucoo1719) | 49.64 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 31878. | Nadeem (nadeembhat) | 49.64 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 31879. | Kevin (kevlang) | 49.63 | 88% | 2014-09-13 |
| 31880. | Virksaab (virksaab) | 49.63 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 31881. | Dan (kumatypes) | 49.63 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |