As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4917. | Mr.Pickles (ap_ultra) | 98.02 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
4918. | Kazuki (kazuki_kun) | 98.01 | 97.8% | 2024-04-24 |
4919. | Randy (rdw200169) | 98.01 | 96% | 2017-04-07 |
4920. | Alan (hanay) | 98.01 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
4921. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 98.01 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
4922. | svime (svime) | 98.00 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
4923. | Nicholas (marinesplit) | 98.00 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
4924. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 98.00 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
4925. | 희성 (mttprk) | 97.98 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
4926. | Stefan (fendorian) | 97.97 | 98.8% | 2023-07-20 |
4927. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 97.97 | 91% | 2015-12-14 |
4928. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 97.95 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
4929. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 97.94 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
4930. | Angel (angel_j) | 97.94 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
4931. | C (203995014) | 97.94 | 93% | 2016-03-09 |
4932. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 97.93 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
4933. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 97.92 | 98.2% | 2023-07-07 |
4934. | ngmhh (ngmh) | 97.92 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
4935. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
4936. | Howard (howardpx2016) | 97.92 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
4937. | Luke (nuttsforpepper95) | 97.91 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
4938. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 97.91 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
4939. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 97.91 | 96% | 2015-11-14 |
4940. | Aston Tanner (atanner) | 97.89 | 100% | 2024-11-20 |
4941. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 97.89 | 99% | 2017-01-23 |
4942. | numdegased (numdegased) | 97.88 | 99% | 2022-02-11 |
4943. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 97.87 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
4944. | Release from the pain (abod... | 97.86 | 97.2% | 2024-04-14 |
4945. | Jordan (jinxei) | 97.85 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
4946. | Ben (tt_ben) | 97.84 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |