Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2982. | Emperus (emperus) | 107.25 | 88% | 2011-10-25 |
| 2983. | Nadia (nadia16) | 107.25 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 2984. | Jürgen (rage_) | 107.24 | 99% | 2013-10-18 |
| 2985. | Kyle (heyitskyle) | 107.24 | 96% | 2014-07-11 |
| 2986. | Regin (yoloburgerking) | 107.24 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 2987. | arden (arden) | 107.24 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 2988. | Tamás (tamas) | 107.23 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 2989. | Raoof (raoof) | 107.22 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 2990. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 107.21 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 2991. | I always win. (ialwayswin) | 107.19 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 2992. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 107.18 | 98% | 2016-11-18 |
| 2993. | Young (youngflee) | 107.18 | 90% | 2015-08-10 |
| 2994. | Dave (taxd) | 107.17 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 2995. | Ivan (idjuric) | 107.16 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 2996. | sometimes fast (speedyant) | 107.16 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2997. | Brian (shoebie22) | 107.16 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 2998. | KC (hotdogkc) | 107.15 | 99% | 2022-02-11 |
| 2999. | Arebee (arebee) | 107.15 | 97% | 2014-02-03 |
| 3000. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 107.15 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3001. | Mitch (stoopify) | 107.15 | 99% | 2013-01-10 |
| 3002. | Michael (mlufkin) | 107.15 | 97% | 2012-02-22 |
| 3003. | Paul (schopa01) | 107.14 | 97% | 2012-06-24 |
| 3004. | Kieran (keroberus2) | 107.13 | 95% | 2016-01-24 |
| 3005. | |)are2|_eap (cepetir) | 107.13 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 3006. | Joosee (bisufan) | 107.13 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 3007. | Wailord (xwailord) | 107.13 | 96% | 2012-02-06 |
| 3008. | short stout fulla clout (zu... | 107.12 | 97% | 2013-10-05 |
| 3009. | oswin (glitterji) | 107.11 | 99% | 2022-08-08 |
| 3010. | Frank (frankxu) | 107.11 | 100% | 2018-09-01 |
| 3011. | bindyy (bindyy) | 107.10 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |