The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5401. | Kristyn (klaceylarson) | 101.32 | 96% | 2015-04-18 |
| 5402. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 101.32 | 100% | 2019-07-07 |
| 5403. | Ben (comkid) | 101.32 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 5404. | Jason (jpngfile) | 101.31 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| 5405. | Evil (evilhom3r) | 101.31 | 95% | 2011-05-08 |
| 5406. | Alex (micek) | 101.30 | 90% | 2011-09-17 |
| 5407. | Casey (xenosaq) | 101.30 | 95% | 2012-09-29 |
| 5408. | Kim (shiggymoto) | 101.30 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 5409. | clĂ©ment (clement) | 101.30 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 5410. | James (jhoffman1204) | 101.29 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5411. | naveen (regretfulsalsa) | 101.29 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5412. | JT (xstacy) | 101.29 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 5413. | KON (kon2114) | 101.29 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 5414. | Phillipe Jonathan Laghari (... | 101.28 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5415. | Orchlon (orchlon) | 101.28 | 94% | 2015-12-08 |
| 5416. | Big (bohemian) | 101.28 | 97% | 2012-10-06 |
| 5417. | Eric (hoosabubble) | 101.27 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 5418. | Kenneth (kensan73) | 101.27 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5419. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 101.27 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 5420. | :/ (badtypernonquit) | 101.27 | 88% | 2017-05-12 |
| 5421. | cope (xucolite) | 101.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 5422. | Khadea (charter) | 101.26 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5423. | Deuce (edge) | 101.26 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 5424. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 101.25 | 99% | 2013-09-27 |
| 5425. | khzn (khzn) | 101.24 | 91% | 2016-01-04 |
| 5426. | Vardan (vardan) | 101.24 | 98% | 2014-05-06 |
| 5427. | Shaikh Noman (pices_dude01) | 101.24 | 98% | 2013-09-15 |
| 5428. | itsyvincyspidr (itsyvincysp... | 101.23 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 5429. | D (d_san) | 101.23 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 5430. | Tyler (superkai65) | 101.23 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |