The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10973. | Tobias (laaaveri) | 98.82 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 10974. | Luka (garicluka) | 98.81 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10975. | Sidveed (sidveed) | 98.81 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 10976. | Josephus (josephus) | 98.81 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 10977. | Alex (shiew) | 98.81 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10978. | Tilen (tilen) | 98.80 | 100% | 2022-11-12 |
| 10979. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 98.80 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 10980. | Jordan (zumoshi) | 98.80 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| 10981. | Macy (macylace) | 98.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 10982. | Am1n (vividus) | 98.80 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 10983. | Jashua (stelless) | 98.80 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 10984. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 98.80 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 10985. | Pristine (r3v3l4ti0n) | 98.80 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 10986. | Jimmy (jkit) | 98.79 | 92% | 2012-01-02 |
| 10987. | Roger (mcrog) | 98.79 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| 10988. | Max (hooterr) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 10989. | Eric (hoosabubble) | 98.77 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 10990. | jellyrajah (jellyrajah) | 98.76 | 93% | 2016-02-06 |
| 10991. | 1amyh (laln) | 98.75 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 10992. | Lotti (princess_lotti) | 98.75 | 98% | 2015-11-11 |
| 10993. | jango (jangofango) | 98.75 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 10994. | Sunny (netherlight) | 98.75 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 10995. | Marcin (kawre) | 98.74 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 10996. | Gigolo (gigolo) | 98.74 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 10997. | JB (jackal) | 98.74 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 10998. | Memes (boomx9) | 98.74 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 10999. | nisun gomi (gomi) | 98.74 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 11000. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 98.74 | 98% | 2014-12-31 |
| 11001. | waitwat (waitwat) | 98.74 | 94% | 2013-12-12 |
| 11002. | 💫 (loomi) (superfastblin... | 98.74 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |