Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4990. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 90.89 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4991. | Emile (ratlover128) | 90.87 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4992. | grannieee (grannieee) | 90.87 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 4993. | Muhngkee (muhngkee) | 90.87 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4994. | Tango (tango333) | 90.87 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 4995. | Sarah (sarahday) | 90.86 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 4996. | Mike (fastneko) | 90.86 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 4997. | AJ (jaded_aj) | 90.85 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 4998. | P. (psilva00) | 90.85 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4999. | Ella (trashybxtch) | 90.84 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 5000. | iterus (cptxqn) | 90.84 | 97.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5001. | Yamiyodare (yamiyodare) | 90.84 | 97.9% | 2024-09-17 |
| 5002. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 90.83 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5003. | ObamaGaming (realobamagaming) | 90.83 | 100% | 2024-03-25 |
| 5004. | Benschi (benschi98) | 90.83 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 5005. | Joliver (justjoekingg) | 90.82 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 5006. | Katya (krazykatya13) | 90.81 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 5007. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 90.81 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 5008. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 90.81 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5009. | CrazyV (bigsloth) | 90.80 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 5010. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 90.80 | 98.3% | 2024-03-09 |
| 5011. | Borges (borgesbourgignon) | 90.79 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 5012. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 90.78 | 100% | 2024-12-24 |
| 5013. | Noah (nowla) | 90.78 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 5014. | Kristin (hippiegangster) | 90.76 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 5015. | Alexander (snailno1) | 90.76 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 5016. | szoc (szoc) | 90.75 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 5017. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.75 | 97.2% | 2024-02-19 |
| 5018. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 90.74 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 5019. | severed_toast (severedtoast) | 90.74 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |