I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5351. | Aelius (aelius_colemakdh) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5352. | Kyle (puddlepoopin) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 5353. | Free Palestine (rollno14) | 98.76 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5354. | chadjaa_sofiane (chadjaa_s) | 98.75 | 97.5% | 2024-06-24 |
| 5355. | lloyd (lloydisloud231) | 98.75 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 5356. | me (gghoney) | 98.75 | 98.5% | 2023-12-27 |
| 5357. | Ibrahim (platon) | 98.75 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 5358. | Danila (dnlhc) | 98.75 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5359. | Oli (oli94) | 98.75 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 5360. | Zito (zrelova) | 98.74 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 5361. | Plamore (pjsb1) | 98.74 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 5362. | MigL (migl_) | 98.73 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
| 5363. | Justin (justinh12) | 98.73 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 5364. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 98.73 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5365. | Emgality (mirabegron) | 98.72 | 97.8% | 2024-01-05 |
| 5366. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 98.72 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5367. | loshmi (loshmi) | 98.71 | 96.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5368. | Asgard (iasgard) | 98.71 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5369. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 98.71 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 5370. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 98.71 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5371. | Petr (missile) | 98.71 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 5372. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 98.70 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5373. | Ollie (typing555) | 98.70 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5374. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 98.70 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5375. | DIGITEI COM A BUNDA (gel4ever) | 98.70 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5376. | Francisco (ffdc) | 98.70 | 99% | 2016-11-10 |
| 5377. | Cyka Blyat (shinolord98) | 98.69 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5378. | Andrew (trazer) | 98.69 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5379. | Roma (useflame) | 98.69 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5380. | MDFG (zra3) | 98.68 | 97.8% | 2024-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |