The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19729. | mohammad (m7mdtiger) | 72.52 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 19730. | Bjorn (bvbzolder) | 72.52 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 19731. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 72.52 | 97% | 2012-09-06 |
| 19732. | Tina (tinachristian) | 72.52 | 95% | 2011-05-15 |
| 19733. | Austin (sydney10) | 72.52 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 19734. | Lee (slee11) | 72.52 | 94% | 2013-04-16 |
| 19735. | duhber (duhber) | 72.52 | 92% | 2015-08-23 |
| 19736. | ronaldo (7ronaldo7) | 72.51 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 19737. | Abdullaah (yeetzies) | 72.51 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 19738. | Deke (deke34) | 72.51 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 19739. | GlowFanatic (glowfanatic) | 72.51 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 19740. | Gon (frixgon) | 72.51 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 19741. | Paij (paij) | 72.51 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 19742. | Phong (sssilver) | 72.51 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 19743. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 72.50 | 100% | 2023-03-16 |
| 19744. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 72.50 | 94% | 2023-06-19 |
| 19745. | hooj (hoojamaphut) | 72.49 | 90% | 2013-08-06 |
| 19746. | Katrina (lovekatrina1) | 72.49 | 95% | 2018-08-09 |
| 19747. | Frederik (dobobay) | 72.49 | 89% | 2016-08-12 |
| 19748. | Rho (hackinghorn) | 72.49 | 98% | 2011-10-01 |
| 19749. | Raz (adashi) | 72.49 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 19750. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 72.49 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19751. | BASIL (basilps123) | 72.49 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 19752. | szk3y (szk3y) | 72.49 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 19753. | Pontus (dampbambi) | 72.49 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 19754. | taylor (taylor) | 72.49 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 19755. | Keun (keunsuk) | 72.49 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 19756. | Chaudhary (dhankar) | 72.49 | 92% | 2014-06-05 |
| 19757. | law (lawx) | 72.48 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 19758. | Tahir (tahir_leic) | 72.48 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |