I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 233. | Psyche (2x4u) | 125.46 | 98.6% | 2023-12-11 |
| 234. | (asonetuh) | 125.39 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 235. | misterkiemdactyl (misterkie... | 125.37 | 98.3% | 2024-11-25 |
| 236. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 125.34 | 98% | 2025-05-28 |
| 237. | Rae (swingin) | 125.25 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 238. | AW (salmonsalmon) | 125.12 | 98.4% | 2024-03-08 |
| 239. | . (rtalib_321) | 125.09 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 240. | Reversue (reversue) | 125.09 | 98.9% | 2023-11-26 |
| 241. | DoctorKirb (docto_kirb) | 125.07 | 98.8% | 2025-01-12 |
| 242. | Brussels (brussels413) | 125.07 | 98.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 243. | Tom (tomme2009) | 125.05 | 98.3% | 2025-03-19 |
| 244. | anthony (antoneni) | 124.99 | 97.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 245. | tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 124.95 | 99% | 2025-06-20 |
| 246. | Todd (jeez560) | 124.93 | 98.2% | 2024-07-22 |
| 247. | (quitlessfus) | 124.90 | 96.7% | 2024-05-11 |
| 248. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 124.85 | 98.6% | 2024-06-11 |
| 249. | Andrew (honeyman) | 124.77 | 98.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| 250. | (atypicaltypist) | 124.73 | 98.1% | 2025-01-21 |
| 251. | JT (joyce_tru) | 124.59 | 99% | 2024-03-27 |
| 252. | drnoobus (drnoobus) | 124.59 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 253. | SPIDER 🕷️🕸️ (mrlust) | 124.55 | 97.7% | 2025-05-27 |
| 254. | ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) | 124.48 | 96.7% | 2025-01-22 |
| 255. | r (suzakus) | 124.46 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 256. | (barfing) | 124.40 | 96.4% | 2024-08-12 |
| 257. | Czar (czarlol) | 124.12 | 99.5% | 2024-07-05 |
| 258. | Vincent (vincent2005) | 124.10 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| 259. | Enxyon (enxyon) | 124.09 | 97.7% | 2025-03-28 |
| 260. | NiteCyperTTV (nitecyper2) | 124.03 | 99.1% | 2023-05-28 |
| 261. | Zander (z4gee) | 124.02 | 98.9% | 2023-12-14 |
| 262. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 123.94 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |