And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9992. | Schoko (8_is_my_gourou) | 97.91 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 9993. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 97.91 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 9994. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 97.91 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 9995. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 97.91 | 93% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9996. | BonBon (_bonbon_) | 97.91 | 96% | 2014-10-29 |
| 9997. | Jana (toothpik) | 97.90 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
| 9998. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 97.90 | 98% | 2015-11-29 |
| 9999. | hadi (hadisulfe) | 97.90 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10000. | n0r1 (_n0r1) | 97.90 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 10001. | Andres (atv2307) | 97.89 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 10002. | ... (stratex) | 97.89 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 10003. | Stephen (korankye) | 97.89 | 100% | 2021-11-28 |
| 10004. | Free (just_free2318) | 97.89 | 97.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 10005. | Anthony (avchen) | 97.89 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| 10006. | xpr (xprman) | 97.88 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
| 10007. | Damon (luvsanimals2) | 97.88 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 10008. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 97.87 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 10009. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 97.87 | 98% | 2016-02-14 |
| 10010. | Levent (holybash) | 97.87 | 94% | 2016-11-14 |
| 10011. | GroompCamp (groompcamp) | 97.87 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10012. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 97.87 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 10013. | Vincent (frostedz) | 97.86 | 97% | 2014-08-28 |
| 10014. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 97.86 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 10015. | JuggleBoy (oceanfire4) | 97.85 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 10016. | Nishant (soccermaniac95) | 97.85 | 97% | 2017-08-22 |
| 10017. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 97.85 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 10018. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 97.85 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 10019. | Tang (brainache111) | 97.85 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 10020. | Michael (miketron) | 97.84 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 10021. | Chen (chenchen1) | 97.84 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |