I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8861. | S (skulltrail) | 88.72 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8862. | I am slow typer (imslowaflmao) | 88.71 | 96% | 2025-08-12 |
| 8863. | Matvey (markussie) | 88.71 | 100% | 2021-06-13 |
| 8864. | turtle (intmain0) | 88.71 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8865. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 88.71 | 96% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8866. | .zyf (hinglect) | 88.70 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 8867. | _NoOne_ (ankit_) | 88.70 | 100% | 2017-07-15 |
| 8868. | stillkillerlegion (stillkil... | 88.70 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8869. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 88.70 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 8870. | Jayden (jaydopotato) | 88.69 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 8871. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8872. | Amogus (trajojo) | 88.69 | 97.6% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8873. | Widi94 (widi1994) | 88.68 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8874. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 88.68 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 8875. | randy (lordocoo) | 88.68 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 8876. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 88.68 | 99% | 2018-05-04 |
| 8877. | Michael (godryn) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8878. | Harry (bonogo123) | 88.67 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 8879. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 88.67 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 8880. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 88.67 | 96.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 8881. | concheese (concheese) | 88.67 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8882. | Chestera (chestera) | 88.67 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8883. | Peter (habibp) | 88.66 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 8884. | kig (jamersss) | 88.66 | 100% | 2020-05-14 |
| 8885. | tekno (tacobelltekno) | 88.65 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 8886. | synx (perplexity1) | 88.65 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 8887. | Sabrina (getrektttt) | 88.65 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8888. | maoam (maoamwins) | 88.65 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8889. | Pandancement (sheaththerogue) | 88.65 | 98% | 2024-05-08 |
| 8890. | Tyler (tythal) | 88.65 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |