When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11755. | Gabrielle (gabby_joi23) | 78.17 | 91% | 2017-03-01 |
| 11756. | Happy (ragtag) | 78.17 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 11757. | Christian (enermaster) | 78.17 | 99% | 2018-02-05 |
| 11758. | Nathan (gildennate) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 11759. | windi_agli4 (windi_agli4) | 78.16 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 11760. | qwertzvsqwerty (qwertzvsqwe... | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11761. | kunal (kunaldongre) | 78.16 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 11762. | Essi (jessicalee4442) | 78.16 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 11763. | Katrina (kweinma) | 78.16 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 11764. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 78.16 | 96.7% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11765. | Gormack (gormack) | 78.16 | 99% | 2017-06-14 |
| 11766. | Paarth (pacman2309) | 78.15 | 95% | 2022-06-22 |
| 11767. | mevia (meviatj) | 78.15 | 98.1% | 2025-02-19 |
| 11768. | Miles (hauskaz) | 78.15 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 11769. | (chadski642) | 78.14 | 95.8% | 2025-02-02 |
| 11770. | Vaj (taychee) | 78.14 | 96% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11771. | Harry (hmr547) | 78.13 | 97% | 2024-07-08 |
| 11772. | Max (astounding_archer) | 78.13 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 11773. | soda, pop, tonic ( which on... | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 11774. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 78.13 | 93% | 2016-11-24 |
| 11775. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 78.13 | 96.3% | 2023-11-15 |
| 11776. | sount (tbn_ace) | 78.13 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 11777. | ZooBob (zoobob) | 78.12 | 94.9% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11778. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.12 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 11779. | Grzegorz (dolidius) | 78.12 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 11780. | Young (youngson) | 78.12 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 11781. | Francois (foswa) | 78.11 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 11782. | Derwin (dwu123) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 11783. | focafina (focafina) | 78.11 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11784. | Æsir (aes1r) | 78.11 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |