I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2909. | nilb (nilb) | 74.29 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 2910. | Lorenzo (captain20102) | 74.28 | 94.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2911. | Duc (aduc6z) | 74.27 | 97.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2912. | Malaikev (fonsdal) | 74.24 | 98% | 2025-08-07 |
| 2913. | Ban (shxft) | 74.22 | 95.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 2914. | Sat (satuagg) | 74.20 | 96.7% | 2025-06-01 |
| 2915. | my first (new_typerer) | 74.19 | 94.8% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2916. | James (jjhertz) | 74.19 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 2917. | Tyler (clappster) | 74.11 | 95.6% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2918. | Munifcence (munifcence) | 74.11 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 2919. | JEM (jem5268) | 74.11 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 2920. | Nacs (nacs) | 74.10 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2921. | Velhart (chopdty) | 74.00 | 95% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2922. | Will (crispy8989) | 74.00 | 96% | 2024-11-05 |
| 2923. | Kyle (kydooiante) | 73.98 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 2924. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 73.96 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2925. | hmm1233 (hmm1233) | 73.90 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2926. | Brody (skaxva) | 73.87 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2927. | KappaMikey (kappamikey92) | 73.86 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2928. | Mahmoud (mahmoudalbadarin) | 73.86 | 95.6% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2929. | Piotr (piotros) | 73.84 | 97.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 2930. | Oscar Pless (theletterq) | 73.82 | 96.7% | 2024-12-21 |
| 2931. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 73.81 | 96.9% | 2024-09-30 |
| 2932. | Bol Bol (bolbolenjoyer) | 73.78 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2933. | Orca (slowmotioner) | 73.75 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2934. | shrimpmoney (diatommy554) | 73.70 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 2935. | Karol Trzesniowski (ustepmi... | 73.67 | 96.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2936. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 73.64 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2937. | Christine Merriweather (one... | 73.63 | 96.7% | 2023-12-10 |
| 2938. | Stephanie (naderly) | 73.63 | 96.2% | 2024-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |