And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17377. | Veyron (theoh) | 83.66 | 98% | 2012-02-08 |
| 17378. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 83.66 | 97% | 2015-05-02 |
| 17379. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 83.66 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 17380. | cod1r (cod1r) | 83.65 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17381. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 83.65 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 17382. | Marcin (loganek) | 83.65 | 98% | 2013-06-21 |
| 17383. | Andrew (subpop) | 83.65 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 17384. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 83.65 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 17385. | maestro (maestro778) | 83.64 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 17386. | sleepy (drained221) | 83.64 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 17387. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 83.64 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 17388. | Shea (shea378) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 17389. | ck (ckyu) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 17390. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 83.64 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 17391. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 83.64 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 17392. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 83.64 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 17393. | Snoody (snoody) | 83.63 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 17394. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 83.63 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17395. | Daniel (yerimyun) | 83.63 | 96% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17396. | Daverson (nissenesmo) | 83.63 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 17397. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 83.63 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 17398. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 83.63 | 97% | 2017-04-09 |
| 17399. | try (tipewriter123) | 83.63 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17400. | Hitesh (hitesh_y) | 83.63 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 17401. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 83.63 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 17402. | João (jmrt) | 83.62 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 17403. | mtp (emtepe) | 83.62 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 17404. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 83.62 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 17405. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 83.62 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 17406. | Zack (zbrooks) | 83.62 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |