As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2659. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 108.50 | 97.9% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2660. | Norm (dwagner8) | 108.50 | 99% | 2016-07-30 |
| 2661. | bleys (bleys) | 108.49 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 2662. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 108.49 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 2663. | jazzfanboy (tong_tong) | 108.48 | 90% | 2015-07-16 |
| 2664. | Jordan (shannojg) | 108.47 | 97% | 2015-09-15 |
| 2665. | goblin (axeluri) | 108.46 | 97.4% | 2025-04-06 |
| 2666. | Xarius (notxarius) | 108.45 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
| 2667. | dontdefense (dontdefense) | 108.44 | 97.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 2668. | Ryan (lionryan) | 108.44 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 2669. | jazon (jazonandes) | 108.44 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 2670. | Crow (crowmo81) | 108.44 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2671. | Jason (the_xie_2) | 108.44 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2672. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 108.44 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 2673. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 108.43 | 96.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 2674. | Steven (misterpear) | 108.43 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
| 2675. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 108.42 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 2676. | A (maneuverability) | 108.42 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 2677. | :| (hipparcos) | 108.42 | 98% | 2017-05-20 |
| 2678. | praks (praks01) | 108.41 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 2679. | Booyah (ricegod366) | 108.41 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2680. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 108.41 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 2681. | Dustin (dustywusty) | 108.41 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 2682. | x (rlygayboi) | 108.39 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2683. | Vincent (vincent2005) | 108.37 | 98.3% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2684. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 108.37 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2685. | em (eeopkc) | 108.36 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2686. | Sean (igetass) | 108.36 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2687. | AntVenom (antvenom) | 108.35 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2688. | Lucian (1oosh) | 108.34 | 98% | 2024-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |