As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 307. | (g_fruit) | 142.34 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 308. | Mark (anaverageaopser) | 142.28 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 309. | (plateau) | 142.24 | 99.8% | 2024-02-29 |
| 310. | (ghall) | 142.21 | 99% | 2018-05-15 |
| 311. | (330am) | 142.18 | 99% | 2019-09-15 |
| 312. | Gary (kareemhunt) | 142.17 | 100% | 2019-12-28 |
| 313. | (vixt) | 142.15 | 100% | 2023-10-14 |
| 314. | SPIDER 🕷️🕸️ (mrlust) | 142.11 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 315. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 142.06 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 316. | Bremitorix (bremitorix) | 141.99 | 100% | 2020-11-25 |
| 317. | Colemak Lost (_champ_) | 141.96 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 318. | kordawgg (kosine) | 141.95 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 319. | Cam (qwestfinder) | 141.85 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 320. | Timothy (calamity15) | 141.82 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 321. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 141.78 | 99.3% | 2024-11-05 |
| 322. | GoKeWhO (gokewho) | 141.70 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 323. | Rohit Singh (himynameisrohi... | 141.69 | 99.3% | 2024-08-16 |
| 324. | Lawrence Leones (leonnids) | 141.68 | 98.5% | 2024-10-23 |
| 325. | bread (breadbubble) | 141.65 | 94% | 2015-06-09 |
| 326. | wrists parallel (cheffray) | 141.64 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| 327. | (nonquit) | 141.53 | 93% | 2015-12-16 |
| 328. | BOBMAN4900tstats[bobman4900... | 141.42 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 329. | Dana (danayi) | 141.35 | 100% | 2021-06-09 |
| 330. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 141.25 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 331. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 141.18 | 99.1% | 2024-06-19 |
| 332. | Ethan (callidor) | 141.08 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| 333. | Sam (samowens) | 140.98 | 99% | 2019-05-16 |
| 334. | (corsairchris) | 140.94 | 98.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 335. | Jake (nameless337) | 140.94 | 100% | 2017-06-15 |
| 336. | Kevin (zhengfeilong) | 140.91 | 100% | 2022-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |