I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3578. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 108.32 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 3579. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 108.32 | 99% | 2019-02-24 |
| 3580. | Kai (killdistortion) | 108.31 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 3581. | Dean Stark (deanstark) | 108.31 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3582. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 108.30 | 97.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 3583. | Yet (yet1208) | 108.30 | 100% | 2023-04-03 |
| 3584. | Human (pianoe) | 108.29 | 97.7% | 2025-05-07 |
| 3585. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 108.29 | 98.7% | 2024-01-19 |
| 3586. | bass (fishing_for_bass) | 108.29 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 3587. | Michael (mercury28) | 108.28 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 3588. | αβουδ (douba) | 108.27 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3589. | Algen (algenhills) | 108.27 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3590. | Sven (zeverit) | 108.27 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 3591. | Mad (bornzor) | 108.27 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3592. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 108.27 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3593. | Benjamin (benisthebest21) | 108.26 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 3594. | rusty (hilychee) | 108.25 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 3595. | widd (bigwidd) | 108.25 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3596. | Womfat (womfat) | 108.24 | 99% | 2025-05-13 |
| 3597. | Tom (gazi243) | 108.23 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 3598. | K (omg911) | 108.23 | 99% | 2023-06-24 |
| 3599. | SPREAD DVORAK PROPAGANDA (a... | 108.23 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3600. | LimeAle (tofuloaf) | 108.23 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 3601. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 108.23 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 3602. | zwechee (zwechee) | 108.22 | 96.4% | 2023-10-01 |
| 3603. | Connor (cwshugg) | 108.22 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
| 3604. | Yessir (romans828) | 108.22 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3605. | Gary (skottniss) | 108.22 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 3606. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 108.22 | 100% | 2017-03-26 |
| 3607. | Hamish (thewiccaman) | 108.21 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |