I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6490. | Fish (fishfosh) | 95.81 | 84% | 2016-07-22 |
| 6491. | William Z. (aliaswz) | 95.80 | 98% | 2024-09-30 |
| 6492. | Eric (mispelt) | 95.80 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6493. | Roi (drone333) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 6494. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 95.79 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 6495. | Charlie (chuck17) | 95.78 | 99% | 2024-09-23 |
| 6496. | tehmbot (timu) | 95.78 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 6497. | TMM (matt0509) | 95.78 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6498. | एक नेपाली (... | 95.77 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| 6499. | Hai (haiphan) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6500. | K (thekman) | 95.76 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 6501. | Marc (mrcbnh) | 95.75 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 6502. | Pinhsien (plesry) | 95.75 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 6503. | Tudor (tudi) | 95.75 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 6504. | deck (deckcsgo) | 95.75 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 6505. | Eshelmen (drguru) | 95.74 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6506. | Eric (heeric) | 95.73 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 6507. | Fungus (germanicfungus) | 95.73 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6508. | Just (ottovon) | 95.73 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 6509. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 95.73 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6510. | Hieb (hieb) | 95.73 | 97.3% | 2024-07-18 |
| 6511. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 95.73 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 6512. | zayv (zayv) | 95.72 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 6513. | SungJoon (sungjoon) | 95.72 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6514. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 95.71 | 97.4% | 2021-03-03 |
| 6515. | Malagasy Maky (malagasymaky) | 95.70 | 98% | 2024-08-23 |
| 6516. | Laura (laurga) | 95.70 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 6517. | CurryEater (curryeater) | 95.70 | 97.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 6518. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 95.70 | 95% | 2015-04-19 |
| 6519. | Spritly (spritly) | 95.69 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |