The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20858. | guwee (guwee) | 70.81 | 96% | 2015-07-11 |
| 20859. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 70.81 | 95% | 2011-05-28 |
| 20860. | Talha (talha_nawaz) | 70.80 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 20861. | Jenna (jennawoods) | 70.80 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 20862. | drew (agent_grifter) | 70.80 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20863. | Jesse (jeffexor) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 20864. | meep (meep1003) | 70.80 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
| 20865. | jdwagg (iircquantum) | 70.80 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 20866. | Arturo (techxnique) | 70.80 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 20867. | Max (kottbulli) | 70.79 | 92% | 2016-08-03 |
| 20868. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 70.79 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 20869. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 70.79 | 86% | 2011-11-20 |
| 20870. | cake (xsysi) | 70.79 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 20871. | Grace (lilyruby_7192) | 70.79 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 20872. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 70.79 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 20873. | 4Head (anele) | 70.79 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 20874. | Billy (onlyallowedtotype20r... | 70.78 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 20875. | Felix (sp4cebar) | 70.78 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 20876. | qjari (kjari) | 70.78 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 20877. | Maja (kussimurra) | 70.78 | 91% | 2013-06-10 |
| 20878. | Felix (vantagex1215) | 70.78 | 95% | 2022-10-29 |
| 20879. | Christopher (yammayammatoot) | 70.78 | 96.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 20880. | hibernatin_panda (hibernati... | 70.78 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 20881. | Venom (_venom) | 70.78 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 20882. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 70.78 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 20883. | Ty (tycundy) | 70.78 | 89% | 2017-03-17 |
| 20884. | Dabber (xzy331) | 70.78 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 20885. | Michele (etbleu) | 70.78 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 20886. | xi (highrizery) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 20887. | Pijka (pijkacz) | 70.77 | 98% | 2016-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |