I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8453. | toomuchads (toomuchads) | 93.81 | 97.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8454. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 93.81 | 97.6% | 2024-10-03 |
| 8455. | Keito (keito719) | 93.81 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 8456. | uchka (uchka0826) | 93.81 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8457. | OnlyKeeb (onlykeyboard) | 93.80 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 8458. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 93.80 | 98.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 8459. | yorha (automata) | 93.80 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 8460. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 93.79 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8461. | Artem (wopsmops) | 93.79 | 98.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8462. | Diego (daggo145) | 93.79 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8463. | Alex (apexchaosliege) | 93.78 | 99.4% | 2024-03-13 |
| 8464. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 93.78 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8465. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) (nightex... | 93.78 | 97% | 2024-05-21 |
| 8466. | Brendan (pascuabrendan) | 93.78 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 8467. | s1mple (s1mple23) | 93.78 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 8468. | Nick (wolffbaby99) | 93.78 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8469. | hhkb (hhkbpro2) | 93.77 | 98% | 2025-04-14 |
| 8470. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 93.77 | 96.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8471. | Justin (bigshlonguy) | 93.76 | 98.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 8472. | TheLegend27 (jethro2003) | 93.76 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8473. | FREE PALESTINE (then1g) | 93.76 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 8474. | a (cmdhk) | 93.75 | 100% | 2025-05-07 |
| 8475. | 😡😡😡 (cefjoeii) | 93.75 | 100% | 2022-07-05 |
| 8476. | ph (phmi) | 93.75 | 99% | 2020-09-06 |
| 8477. | Judith_ (100wpmwannabe) | 93.75 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 8478. | Agent (agenttyty) | 93.75 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 8479. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 93.74 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8480. | Jamie (rium9) | 93.74 | 93% | 2017-03-30 |
| 8481. | Tommy (king_mystik_) | 93.74 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 8482. | 🥛 (idfr37) | 93.74 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |