I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2143. | Becky (beckye430) | 83.21 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2144. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 83.19 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2145. | sadbanana (sadbanana0) | 83.19 | 95% | 2024-08-27 |
| 2146. | BubbleJump (bubblejump) | 83.17 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2147. | Anchit (anchit) | 83.11 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2148. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 83.11 | 96.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2149. | Khan (mani_khan) | 83.11 | 98% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2150. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 83.10 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2151. | gulzardi11 (gulzardi11) | 83.10 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2152. | BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) | 83.08 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2153. | Joren (djorren) | 83.06 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2154. | Nabil2x (nabil2x) | 83.06 | 95% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2155. | Akshaasdfay (aksgula22) | 83.05 | 98.6% | 2024-01-13 |
| 2156. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 83.05 | 97.8% | 2023-11-27 |
| 2157. | C R Aswin (cr_aswin_) | 83.04 | 97.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2158. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 83.04 | 95.9% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2159. | baonam (heyclown) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 2160. | Jack (jfragg) | 83.03 | 96.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2161. | yjuk (yjuk) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2162. | Muserhead (muserhead) | 83.01 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2163. | TypingMaster (typingmaster105) | 83.01 | 96% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2164. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 83.01 | 97.2% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2165. | Brain (catch_2222) | 83.01 | 96.9% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2166. | Zhantore (belayed) | 83.00 | 95.6% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2167. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 83.00 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2168. | antoyol (antoyol) | 82.99 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2169. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2170. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 82.97 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 2171. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 82.95 | 96% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2172. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 82.95 | 96.9% | 2024-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |