I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13435. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 80.85 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 13436. | Hubizon (hubizon) | 80.85 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 13437. | Cactusmon (cactusmon) | 80.85 | 94.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13438. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 80.84 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 13439. | Gojo (typinggodz02) | 80.83 | 99% | 2024-05-03 |
| 13440. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 80.83 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13441. | Burnert (burnert) | 80.83 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 13442. | Hemant (hemantbittu) | 80.83 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13443. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 80.83 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 13444. | Sogar (sogar) | 80.82 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13445. | bhavik (bhavik301205) | 80.82 | 99.4% | 2024-05-14 |
| 13446. | Tree (k3vin0513) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 13447. | s̶̨̩̘͔̘̄̒l̶̉̋͛Ì... | 80.81 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 13448. | Kenley (kenfunky32) | 80.81 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13449. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 80.80 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 13450. | sam (grommok) | 80.80 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 13451. | Jesse (chipplays) | 80.79 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 13452. | Hev Albert (hev_albert) | 80.79 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 13453. | SuperMcShizzle (supermcshiz... | 80.78 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13454. | Felipe (felipet) | 80.78 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13455. | Mr (karrotparker) | 80.78 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13456. | tserse (tserse) | 80.77 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13457. | Krisztian (ktypist_) | 80.77 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13458. | Richard (richard_king) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13459. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 80.77 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 13460. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 80.77 | 95.6% | 2025-02-18 |
| 13461. | sondosensei (sondosensei) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 13462. | ᗜ mike (sigler) | 80.77 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
| 13463. | Yatin (yatin01) | 80.76 | 95.8% | 2024-09-13 |
| 13464. | Jens (bullercool) | 80.76 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |