Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20782. | ankit (ank_08) | 67.28 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 20783. | jason (wickeddog) | 67.28 | 98% | 2016-05-17 |
| 20784. | Ming (mings7) | 67.28 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
| 20785. | Aaron (wnhs) | 67.28 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 20786. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 67.28 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 20787. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 67.28 | 96.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 20788. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 67.28 | 90% | 2016-01-02 |
| 20789. | Jan (juhu234) | 67.28 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 20790. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 67.28 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 20791. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 67.27 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 20792. | Arnoldus (arnoldus123) | 67.27 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 20793. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 67.27 | 97% | 2017-07-30 |
| 20794. | rubiksuber008 (rubikscuber008) | 67.27 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 20795. | prikola (prikolaner) | 67.27 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 20796. | Oliver (linearboy) | 67.27 | 95.1% | 2023-09-07 |
| 20797. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 67.27 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 20798. | benny (benefactor) | 67.26 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 20799. | Serghey (fabushka) | 67.26 | 89% | 2015-09-19 |
| 20800. | Vickie (vwblossom) | 67.26 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 20801. | Lucifer (lxcifer) | 67.26 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 20802. | hetchdee (hetchdee) | 67.26 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 20803. | Kieran (godquack) | 67.25 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 20804. | Ping (snoopingas) | 67.24 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 20805. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 67.24 | 91% | 2014-05-30 |
| 20806. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 67.24 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 20807. | uska95 (uska95) | 67.24 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 20808. | Aline (wtrddownwtr) | 67.23 | 94% | 2014-01-02 |
| 20809. | Wayne (bachi95) | 67.23 | 96% | 2013-04-11 |
| 20810. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 67.23 | 95% | 2020-02-17 |
| 20811. | Nihal (nihal_gupta) | 67.23 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |