The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12899. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 83.50 | 94% | 2016-11-07 |
| 12900. | Moyosore (mokarios) | 83.50 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 12901. | Speedy (speedykill98) | 83.50 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 12902. | John (chaosflurry) | 83.50 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 12903. | Jose (poop_chungus) | 83.50 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 12904. | Jeemin (jeemini) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 12905. | Matt (t0035) | 83.49 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 12906. | riley (sirhelpme) | 83.49 | 97% | 2024-09-24 |
| 12907. | Cody (ydocakz) | 83.49 | 94% | 2014-03-15 |
| 12908. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 12909. | Saiya (zenger23) | 83.48 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 12910. | Riley (rileygowanlock) | 83.48 | 97% | 2024-12-05 |
| 12911. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 83.48 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 12912. | . (ar3_) | 83.48 | 96% | 2024-10-25 |
| 12913. | refisio (refisio) | 83.48 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 12914. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 83.48 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 12915. | Epsilon Minus (epsilonminus) | 83.47 | 93% | 2012-05-18 |
| 12916. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 83.47 | 85% | 2016-10-25 |
| 12917. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 83.47 | 98.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 12918. | Hessi (hessijames) | 83.47 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 12919. | MrMarcou (mr_marcou) | 83.46 | 96% | 2024-11-09 |
| 12920. | miks518_ (miks518_) | 83.46 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 12921. | Long (123long123a123) | 83.46 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 12922. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 83.46 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 12923. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 83.46 | 95% | 2015-06-03 |
| 12924. | erk (estalow) | 83.45 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 12925. | Fourndorr (fourndorr) | 83.44 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 12926. | UAegis (uaegis) | 83.44 | 95.2% | 2025-01-21 |
| 12927. | StickyWood (stickywood) | 83.44 | 99% | 2023-10-10 |
| 12928. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 83.44 | 97.7% | 2025-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |