So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29078. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 54.53 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 29079. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 54.53 | 93% | 2018-07-07 |
| 29080. | SYC (xovxvox) | 54.53 | 90% | 2012-07-10 |
| 29081. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 54.53 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 29082. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 54.52 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 29083. | elias (elias404) | 54.52 | 96.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 29084. | PK (pkhou) | 54.52 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 29085. | yueting (yuetingtype) | 54.52 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 29086. | Farhan (farhan2011) | 54.52 | 90% | 2012-07-13 |
| 29087. | ashish (ashishroka) | 54.51 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 29088. | patrick (the_brucey) | 54.51 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 29089. | Dave (daviddatroll) | 54.51 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 29090. | Francisco (fanaya2001) | 54.51 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 29091. | Patrick (kazaz) | 54.51 | 91% | 2012-10-28 |
| 29092. | Levis (levitron) | 54.51 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 29093. | can (hacciede) | 54.51 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 29094. | Learner (here_2_learn) | 54.50 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 29095. | Nana Okyere (nanaogyan) | 54.50 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 29096. | akshat (akki776) | 54.50 | 95.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 29097. | bat (origluun) | 54.50 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 29098. | bataa (batuchka) | 54.50 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 29099. | kaptain (kaptain211) | 54.50 | 93% | 2021-09-02 |
| 29100. | Felix (lixissimus) | 54.50 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 29101. | drogo (drogo1) | 54.50 | 90% | 2017-05-17 |
| 29102. | Windy (smax) | 54.50 | 97% | 2012-08-17 |
| 29103. | Rafal (rafcio) | 54.50 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 29104. | MAKCOH (tsoym) | 54.49 | 94% | 2023-05-24 |
| 29105. | ifworseyourebad (type_litmu... | 54.49 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 29106. | sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... | 54.49 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 29107. | Neutrino (sbuster) | 54.49 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |