The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2099. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 87.40 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2100. | jeremy (grrmee) | 87.39 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2101. | Tariq (htariq) | 87.39 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2102. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 87.38 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 2103. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 87.38 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
| 2104. | Kev (joebob1235) | 87.36 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2105. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 87.36 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2106. | Daverson (nissenesmo) | 87.31 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 2107. | Declan (deccazz) | 87.29 | 99% | 2019-10-12 |
| 2108. | Julie (jxlieh) | 87.29 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2109. | xelopan (xelopan) | 87.29 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 2110. | mv0 (the_oko) | 87.29 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 2111. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 87.29 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2112. | h (tinyprick617) | 87.28 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2113. | Rachel (rrachell) | 87.27 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2114. | SluggishTypist (sluggishtyp... | 87.25 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 2115. | H (docsattar) | 87.24 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2116. | Kneena (hercule) | 87.24 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 2117. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 87.23 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2118. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 87.19 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2119. | Zaylyn (glorby) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2120. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 87.16 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2121. | jack (cherami) | 87.14 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2122. | สปริงหัก (b... | 87.14 | 99% | 2018-04-28 |
| 2123. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 87.13 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2124. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 87.13 | 95% | 2019-10-27 |
| 2125. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 87.07 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 2126. | Anthony (20_regular_cash) | 87.05 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2127. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 87.04 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2128. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |