As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14958. | Chloe (coolchloe) | 72.37 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 14959. | Ryan (ysys9) | 72.37 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14960. | B.A. (slunkscene) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
| 14961. | Loom (loomchall) | 72.36 | 98% | 2024-07-01 |
| 14962. | y (ys26908) | 72.36 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14963. | Huggie tuggie (hugitugi) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14964. | scollon (scollon) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 14965. | jTactics (jtactics) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14966. | Miguel (gheed22) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 14967. | Jonah (jayk47_shawty) | 72.36 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 14968. | Charlotte (charliemulls) | 72.36 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14969. | Carrie (cakac) | 72.36 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 14970. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-12-26 |
| 14971. | Pierce (nitten) | 72.35 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 14972. | Mary (frailmary) | 72.35 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 14973. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 72.35 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
| 14974. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 72.34 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14975. | Arch (archmageguy) | 72.34 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 14976. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 72.34 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
| 14977. | Veikka (globegnome) | 72.34 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 14978. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 72.34 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 14979. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 72.34 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 14980. | Dòng Tộc (antiqueakai) | 72.33 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 14981. | Uroš (grujidis) | 72.33 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 14982. | Jacob (funtimejacob) | 72.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 14983. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 72.33 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14984. | Max (goinfullderp) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 14985. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 72.33 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 14986. | Braxton (blh08) | 72.32 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 14987. | Tetu (bwewts) | 72.32 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |