I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17782. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 67.60 | 89% | 2016-11-10 |
| 17783. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 67.59 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 17784. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 67.59 | 97% | 2016-08-09 |
| 17785. | AESloth (scrin) | 67.58 | 91% | 2016-08-03 |
| 17786. | Edwin (keyhem_) | 67.58 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 17787. | Ehsan (superberserker) | 67.58 | 95.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17788. | Raymond (rjizzle) | 67.58 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 17789. | Ole Einar (zyphie) | 67.58 | 94% | 2015-11-04 |
| 17790. | Tsumiki (otakutaco12) | 67.58 | 91% | 2015-11-15 |
| 17791. | Raj Rathour (rajthetyper) | 67.57 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 17792. | colemak (colemak_struggler) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 17793. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 67.57 | 97.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17794. | Tyler (tylergilcrest) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 17795. | Declan (decmz) | 67.57 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 17796. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 67.57 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 17797. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 67.57 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 17798. | Henry (henrydiffgg) | 67.56 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17799. | sako (zzzxxx) | 67.56 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 17800. | Michael (kedalg) | 67.56 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 17801. | Grand Rice (grand_rice) | 67.56 | 94.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17802. | M (th641) | 67.56 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 17803. | Artem (mrbooyaka) | 67.56 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 17804. | Papa P (papa_p) | 67.56 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 17805. | Josep M (josepot) | 67.56 | 94% | 2015-04-22 |
| 17806. | Andrey (bloodysmoke) | 67.55 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 17807. | Cooper (cooperbowman21) | 67.55 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 17808. | Steven (mercatres) | 67.55 | 92% | 2015-12-31 |
| 17809. | Ganzorig (ghostganzo) | 67.55 | 88% | 2016-05-29 |
| 17810. | Mernolixx (mernolixx) | 67.54 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
| 17811. | Praynr (praynr) | 67.53 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |