Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1497. | Xai (darkxai) | 86.21 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1498. | Cullen (grayhd) | 86.19 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 1499. | tfell (tfell98) | 86.18 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1500. | cold (cold_hasta_manana) | 86.18 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 1501. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 86.16 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1502. | alien (month) | 86.16 | 100% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1503. | neneko soldat meltfire (nerif) | 86.13 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1504. | ahujet (ahujet) | 86.13 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1505. | Stove (nostover) | 86.02 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1506. | Rocco (roc_saucey) | 86.02 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1507. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 86.02 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1508. | Fishykek (consigliere) | 86.02 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1509. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 86.02 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1510. | Maybe (maybecow) | 86.01 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1511. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 86.01 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1512. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 86.01 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 1513. | CK (ckokobean) | 86.00 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1514. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 86.00 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 1515. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 86.00 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1516. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 85.99 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1517. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 85.96 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1518. | wailard (wailard) | 85.94 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1519. | :) (jjz03) | 85.93 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1520. | Ryder (mrdrumsuno) | 85.92 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 1521. | Henry (fivecigs) | 85.91 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 1522. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 85.90 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1523. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 85.90 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1524. | noogit (burz7) | 85.88 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 1525. | economizing (economizing) | 85.86 | 99% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1526. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |