I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9970. | v (vlxu) | 85.34 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 9971. | Boris (xivid2) | 85.34 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
| 9972. | harris (league_veteran) | 85.34 | 97% | 2019-07-27 |
| 9973. | ZEDDEEDD (zeddeedd) | 85.33 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 9974. | Caitlin (caitlin3) | 85.33 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9975. | David (tintedrange) | 85.33 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9976. | 123 (relearning_qwerty123) | 85.33 | 94% | 2022-08-03 |
| 9977. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 85.33 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 9978. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 85.33 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 9979. | Jozef (lawalamp12) | 85.32 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 9980. | Awamry (awamry) | 85.32 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9981. | Order (orderadchaos) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9982. | Cole (cems11) | 85.30 | 95.7% | 2024-09-16 |
| 9983. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 85.30 | 95.7% | 2024-03-14 |
| 9984. | Azamat (azaatabayev) | 85.30 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9985. | Poophead (pooperscooper6969) | 85.30 | 95% | 2018-09-18 |
| 9986. | Dominic (therealsaucegod) | 85.29 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 9987. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 85.29 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 9988. | Cytonic (cytonic) | 85.29 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9989. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 85.29 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9990. | Marko (markidane) | 85.29 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 9991. | Mad_Dog (darkus_dragonoid) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9992. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 85.27 | 97.2% | 2023-11-27 |
| 9993. | Nicolas (typekaiser) | 85.27 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 9994. | Umair (umair121) | 85.26 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9995. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 85.26 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 9996. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 85.26 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 9997. | jag (jaggerknot) | 85.25 | 97% | 2025-04-26 |
| 9998. | Trishu (trishu) | 85.25 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9999. | hi (crunchymelon) | 85.25 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |