And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19518. | Izzy (zairan) | 80.04 | 95% | 2011-12-11 |
| 19519. | Zeus (zeusop23) | 80.04 | 95% | 2023-05-08 |
| 19520. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 80.04 | 95% | 2011-07-18 |
| 19521. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 80.04 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 19522. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 80.03 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 19523. | ParagOGG (pavellum) | 80.02 | 97% | 2014-05-15 |
| 19524. | Emre (jonstewart) | 80.02 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 19525. | Alex (gwallahracks) | 80.02 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 19526. | Tac (akotac) | 80.02 | 98% | 2011-11-29 |
| 19527. | Flip (flip) | 80.02 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 19528. | Egor (stepanovep) | 80.02 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
| 19529. | Samantha (samanthawhyt3) | 80.01 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 19530. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 80.01 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 19531. | Night (anemonighteye) | 80.01 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 19532. | Alex (thebigdrew) | 80.00 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19533. | baker (bm_anas) | 80.00 | 98% | 2012-08-27 |
| 19534. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 79.99 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 19535. | i am typing from my mother'... | 79.99 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 19536. | Mohammad (mohammad__) | 79.99 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 19537. | Thomas (dabest149) | 79.99 | 92% | 2015-01-13 |
| 19538. | Hildor (cdm2011) | 79.99 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
| 19539. | Laan (laan) | 79.98 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| 19540. | why cheat on something that... | 79.98 | 93% | 2012-08-06 |
| 19541. | Mern (wolfe) | 79.98 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 19542. | Nathaniel (khoi246810) | 79.98 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 19543. | George (soupster) | 79.98 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 19544. | Roslene (roslenev) | 79.98 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 19545. | None (v8_eatr) | 79.98 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 19546. | Bread (breadcommander) | 79.98 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 19547. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 79.97 | 99% | 2016-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |