As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16224. | Youssef (jo1999) | 68.50 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
16225. | Tobias (tobiashg94) | 68.50 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
16226. | Jin-ha (monolith11626) | 68.50 | 94% | 2018-12-19 |
16227. | zikk (zikk) | 68.50 | 98% | 2015-11-01 |
16228. | NayNay (323899617) | 68.50 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
16229. | Will (whv3rd) | 68.49 | 95% | 2017-01-09 |
16230. | Mohamad (mhmd_khlf) | 68.49 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
16231. | fds (sifjshdf) | 68.49 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
16232. | Tommie (tommiecat) | 68.49 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
16233. | Daniel (ekdawi) | 68.48 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
16234. | Madiyor (madiyor) | 68.48 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
16235. | Jayden (thickduch) | 68.48 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
16236. | Wesley (tmpting) | 68.48 | 95% | 2023-07-23 |
16237. | asdfjkl; (jason_huh) | 68.47 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
16238. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 68.47 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
16239. | Henrik (henke121) | 68.47 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
16240. | Jason (jsntrs) | 68.46 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
16241. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 68.46 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
16242. | Hello (helloworld271828) | 68.46 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
16243. | snubb123123 (werschlu) | 68.46 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
16244. | Filip (fdornak) | 68.46 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
16245. | Kevin (sharpix) | 68.46 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
16246. | Nicholas (atticcraft) | 68.45 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
16247. | zakats (zakats9) | 68.45 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
16248. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 68.45 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
16249. | Greg (joduh) | 68.44 | 95% | 2023-09-07 |
16250. | mememiah (mememiah) | 68.44 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
16251. | Steven (stevn_) | 68.44 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
16252. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
16253. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |