Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4900. | Elv (elviso) | 41.52 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4901. | Retsam101 (retsam101) | 41.51 | 94% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4902. | Mayank (mmayank74) | 41.50 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4903. | Lukáš (sadascz) | 41.47 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 4904. | Jack (jackwarren430) | 41.39 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 4905. | sanzh (easy140bpm) | 41.32 | 95% | 2019-04-06 |
| 4906. | TacyPred (aftecraft) | 41.06 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4907. | tstats[indyscott02] (indysc... | 40.98 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4908. | Soham (sofaman) | 40.96 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 4909. | Hung (yimin) | 40.91 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4910. | Carbon (carbon28) | 40.88 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
| 4911. | Alin (alinsteve) | 40.87 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4912. | Buster (artistinthehoodie) | 40.83 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4913. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 40.73 | 91% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4914. | zahra (zahra_navidi) | 40.61 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4915. | Alex (mralejandro) | 40.50 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4916. | li (helloworld2333) | 40.43 | 95% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4917. | Your Time Shall... (shall_b... | 40.16 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4918. | Classy Soup (classysoup) | 39.99 | 93% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4919. | Ajoy (ajoy1661) | 39.89 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 4920. | hau (hau1228) | 39.87 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4921. | Jarren (killacherry) | 39.84 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4922. | Andrew (apsworks) | 39.76 | 91% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4923. | John (dsumedh) | 39.68 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4924. | Par (parpahoven) | 39.62 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4925. | Michael (pjcow1) | 39.61 | 94% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4926. | Brett (go271) | 39.48 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4927. | Thomas (thomawsm) | 39.37 | 94% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4928. | SM (sm07) | 39.36 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 4929. | cody (codysuh) | 39.35 | 92% | 2017-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |