Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1082. | Barbatos (barbartos) | 97.30 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1083. | Robert (typeson) | 97.29 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1084. | Jaxson (jaxxxson) | 97.28 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 1085. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 97.25 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1086. | chujev (chujev) | 97.25 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 1087. | (stephenhan) | 97.25 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1088. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 97.24 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1089. | Frank (ninjask) | 97.22 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 1090. | Connor (cja_12) | 97.16 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1091. | Devin (devinqu) | 97.16 | 99% | 2020-03-10 |
| 1092. | Tizzzay (tizthewizard) | 97.14 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1093. | Jay (noj0ke) | 97.12 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1094. | buff boi stole louis (nnqtl... | 97.11 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1095. | . (terminal201820) | 97.08 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1096. | Fresh australian air (norok... | 97.07 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1097. | baibaibuddy (2pak) | 97.07 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1098. | Jan (elapid) | 97.06 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 1099. | Kyle (hellotherekyle) | 97.06 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1100. | Bex (nelsonhartr) | 97.05 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1101. | Giulio (giulio89) | 97.04 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1102. | Phillip (subitusattack) | 97.02 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1103. | hi (notarock) | 97.00 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1104. | Daniel (demodrill) | 97.00 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1105. | Joseph (joseph1kim) | 96.99 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1106. | Fabian (barukie) | 96.97 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1107. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 96.95 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1108. | Aditya (theshuffler92) | 96.84 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 1109. | andrew (400wpmalphamale) | 96.83 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 1110. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 96.78 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1111. | KítTy+Kat (kataraizakitkat) | 96.77 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |