So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9162. | Kristyn (klaceylarson) | 87.54 | 93% | 2015-04-17 |
| 9163. | Hussain (hussain673) | 87.54 | 95% | 2012-02-28 |
| 9164. | Lauren (lrgates05) | 87.53 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 9165. | (6kg_rat) | 87.52 | 97.4% | 2025-05-09 |
| 9166. | Nathan (thequicks2001) | 87.52 | 92% | 2015-05-10 |
| 9167. | kyle (furarc) | 87.52 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 9168. | Sunkist (oktobiantodp) | 87.52 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 9169. | mogh (mogh) | 87.52 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
| 9170. | Splonk (splonk) | 87.52 | 96.5% | 2023-06-30 |
| 9171. | Vodon (vodon) | 87.52 | 97.9% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9172. | Fiona (lilmeg37) | 87.52 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
| 9173. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 87.52 | 92% | 2013-03-14 |
| 9174. | kane (kane_0) | 87.51 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9175. | Slethron (fastslethron) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9176. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 87.51 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9177. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 87.51 | 89% | 2013-02-12 |
| 9178. | simon (simonhor1) | 87.50 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9179. | Ignacio (jsign) | 87.50 | 100% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9180. | Fowlron (fowlron) | 87.50 | 97% | 2016-09-06 |
| 9181. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 87.50 | 91% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9182. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 87.50 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 9183. | Sherlock (caramel1995) | 87.49 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 9184. | megan (monchaton) | 87.49 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 9185. | marshkie (marshkie) | 87.49 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 9186. | Durian (fatkid69) | 87.48 | 95% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9187. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 87.48 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9188. | Michelle (ishanyx) | 87.48 | 89% | 2013-01-17 |
| 9189. | Tran (mysti2828) | 87.48 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
| 9190. | Huy (phidao) | 87.48 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 9191. | Brandon (zerra) | 87.48 | 96% | 2015-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |