I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9911. | ptspiker (ptspiker) | 86.41 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 9912. | Sconez (sconez) | 86.40 | 89% | 2016-01-13 |
| 9913. | Atticus crunch (fablesnfobb... | 86.40 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9914. | Bean (benjamoomin64) | 86.40 | 96% | 2020-05-30 |
| 9915. | Owen (ronnyanddonny) | 86.40 | 96% | 2016-09-01 |
| 9916. | dontquit (racequiter) | 86.40 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9917. | D (ducktypist) | 86.40 | 95% | 2017-01-02 |
| 9918. | Chris (dutchypoo) | 86.40 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 9919. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 86.39 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9920. | Hank (bigrighank) | 86.39 | 96.2% | 2024-01-08 |
| 9921. | CoCo (alex120799) | 86.39 | 94% | 2017-01-05 |
| 9922. | akash (phantom_07) | 86.39 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 9923. | nidzaaa (nidzaaa) | 86.38 | 95% | 2025-01-18 |
| 9924. | ooo (inout) | 86.38 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9925. | DavyNeat (eojackson) | 86.38 | 99% | 2024-08-01 |
| 9926. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 86.38 | 97.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 9927. | CrazyV (bigsloth) | 86.37 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9928. | Splish Splash (stannis_the_... | 86.37 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9929. | Nia (braingutz) | 86.37 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 9930. | 🙃 (asdf2321) | 86.37 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 9931. | Darren (darrensey) | 86.37 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9932. | Álvaro (catsoup) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9933. | Hell (hellgee) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9934. | elliot (teapott) | 86.37 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9935. | Franco (rubikute) | 86.36 | 96.8% | 2024-02-08 |
| 9936. | OnlyKeeb (onlykeyboard) | 86.35 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 9937. | Marshall (crabzy) | 86.35 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 9938. | EZ (extremepepper) | 86.35 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9939. | SkyKing (big_tyrone) | 86.35 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 9940. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 86.34 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |